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For New Year’s Eve I think it would be cool to have homemade fortune cookies with funny fortunes in them. I already have a Sunbeam Fortune Cookie maker, so making them will be no problem.
Love what my fortune cookie tells me.
A foolish man listens to his heart. A wise man listens to cookies!
You will live on the beach and smoke pot. Best fortune cookie ever.
Fortune Necklace Says: "Never settle for anything less than butterflies." - never settle period!
the fortune and the cookie were not created using photoshop. Fortune Cookie Message: Stop Procrastinating - Starting Tomorrow
65 Best Fortune Cookie Messages
I had this fortune 1 hour before I stepped on a broken mirror and saw a dead raccoon on the side of the road.
Haha, I'd die of laughter if my fortune cookie had that in it!
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