Getting old

Discover tips, inspiration, and advice on embracing the beauty of getting older. Learn how to age gracefully and live your best life at any age.
Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young.  Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young.  Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out." The third ... Humour, Getting Old Humor, Getting Older Humor, Getting Older Humor Men, Senior Humor Old Age Hilarious, Jokes About Getting Old, Aging Humor Hilarious, Nurse Jokes Humour, Nurse Jokes

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

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Funny Quotes About Getting Old This post may contain affiliate links. By buying through the links I may receive a commission for the sale. This has no effect on the price. When we're young, old age always seems so far in the future. And then you wake up one morning and look in the mirror and wonder what the hell happened. Who is that person looking at me? And then it hits you. I am officially old. Sure it starts gradually. Slow and easy so as not to frighten you. But sooner or later you

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Alicia Loe
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one Chicken Funny Humor, Farmer Jokes, Rooster Funny, Farm Jokes, Chicken Jokes, Getting Older Humor, Minion Memes, Farm Humor, Clean Funny

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says, “C’mon buddy? At least let me stick around with the old hens? We’ll...

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Derrick Nyabuto