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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #256: Never do anything you don´t want to have to explain to the medics (and thus have the entire agency know about). If the medics don´t spill the details, Stark will. [Submitted by shockradesigns]

Recruit Survival Tip Never do anything you don´t want to have to explain to the medics (and thus have the entire agency know about). If the medics don´t spill the details, Stark will. [Submitted by shockradesigns]

SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip>>Yeah, right.

Recruit Survival Tip first meeting certain members of the Avengers Initiative, it is normal to be a bit starstruck. Keep it to yourself and behave in a professional manner.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip 448:The next person caught putting up a drawing depicting Loki’s ‘badness levels’ will ...

Recruit Survival Tip next person caught putting up a drawing depicting Loki’s ‘badness levels’ will be assigned to shadow Thor next time he tries to reconnect with his brother.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #294:Causing Captain Rogers' shirt to burst into flames just to see him take it off is not advised.  But, but, but....

Recruit Survival Tip Captain Rogers’ shirt to burst into flames just to see him take it off is not advised. but he's johnny storm. he makes flames.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #58:All recruits are advised not to lean on or otherwise touch Mr. Stark’s cars without his express approval. Nobody wants to see him start destroying coffeemakers as retribution.  [Suggested by stark-enterprises]

Recruit Survival Tip recruits are advised not to lean on or otherwise touch Mr. Stark& cars without his express approval. Nobody wants to see him start destroying coffeemakers as retribution. [Suggested by stark-enterprises]

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Recruit Survival Tip Do not tell Mr. Stark that the excuse ‘Pepper said it was okay!’ will hold any weight in arguments with Director Fury. [Submitted by Liz]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #4: by Lady-Mitsuki-Sieon on deviantART

Recruit Survival Tip agents for previous undercover identities is considered bad form. For example, calling Tony Stark Sherlock Holmes.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #540: If Loki should take a sudden interest in you for no obvious reason, back away and inform your superi...

SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip 'If Loki should take a sudden interest in you for no obvious reason, back away and inform your superior' Oh :( do I HAVE TO?

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #448:The next person caught putting up a drawing depicting Loki’s ‘badness levels’ will be assigned to shadow Thor next time he tries to reconnect with his brother. If that doesn’t make you think twice, nothing will. [Submitted by elkian]

Recruit Survival Tip Please refrain from challenging Captain Rogers, Thor, Tony Stark, or Agent Romanov to a drinking game. Any of these challenges will very likely result in your needing medical assistance due to alcohol poisoning.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #476: Don’t suggest Loki use his magic to assist your pranks. It won’t go well for anyone.  [Submitted anonymously]

Recruit Survival Tip Don& suggest Loki use his magic to assist your pranks. It won& go well for anyone.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #271:If Agent Romanov ever finds out that you called someone ‘quim’, she’ll leave you alive, but consider yourself immediately dismissed.  Sexual harassment is no joke. [Submitted by miraclesabound]

Recruit Survival Tip If you do indeed catch Agent Barton ‘nesting’ in the rafters, do not tease him about it. Any injuries from distasteful bird jokes being made are entirely your fault.

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Recruit Survival Tip Jonathan Storm and Steve Rogers look eerily similar.

S.H.I.E.L.D Recruit Survival Tip #250

Recruit Survival Tip in doubt, blame Loki' is not official S. policy, though it is a good general guideline. [Submitted by heavilyparaphrased]

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