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Keep Calm and Pass the Bong

Note to self: buy a cape.

I'm super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I'm also wearing a cape.this is FUNNY!

not really mom!

Mom, how is it to have an awesome kid? I don't know, ask your grandmother

Some words of wisdom for teenage girls and young women...

I have seen the Doritos people

If you are agitated and confused, my work here is done. The perfect office sign! $14

Job well done!

Think about all the songs that have the name 'Mary'...I've heard them all.

I do this to people when I'm drunk. Mostly people names Roxanne. Thankfully the only song I've ever heard my name in is a slow country song that most don't know and wouldn't sing.

I hate this...  Lol

People who hold the door open for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude. Hate this shit

Looks fade, whats inside is what matters.

haha so true

Episodul 2 din povesti de Bucuresti :)

Fitze de Bucuresti – ep. 2

Comic by Natalie Dee: tiger style

I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats. for real.but dogs, i don't like cats.

Retro postcard

Mother in Law Quotes Mother in Law Quotes i. some cute, funny and hilarious quotes about mother-in-law.

&& sometimes the retards in foil are better than the knights ever could be<3

Sometimes your Knight in Shining Armor is just a Retard in Tin Foil. Sad, but true.

text me quotes quote phone lol funny quotes texts

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.


Stop leaving and you will arrive. Stop searching and you will see. Stop running away and you will be found. Need to remember this.

Who needs friends?

if i didn't truely love my friends.

crochet quotes - Google Search

So true lol. Well, maybe not crochet a flower.