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When Cheetahs race

Man you're such a cheetah, let's eat some zebra or whatever. Cheetah is also what Tiger Woods changed his name to a while back.

The truth hurts and usually it is funny because its true so humor can hurt too

funny quote wonder if clouds look down on us and say that one is shaped like an idiot

Someone from Mesa, Arizona, US posted a whisper, which reads "Wants boyfriend. Needs to lose weight to get boyfriend. Loves food and chocolate. Will be forever alone.

hahaha. by jeannie

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet, people that do know me, wish I was.

This is funny, but completely true. I'm quiet around new people, but put me in front of a room, or sitting down with a friend, and I can't shut up.

tis true.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday. So me i will laugh at something that happened two years ago.

Funny salary day quotes with images and situations

As long as my boss pretends my salary is high, I'll pretend I have lots of work to do!

thanks for stealing this week's sleep!

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.