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my ultimate pet peeve: when people respond "K". Also, if you knew me, you would know that if I'm ever mad, I will respond "K". go internal processing!

.....and comedian quotes. U want to see a forklift lift a crate if forks, it would be so damn literal!

actually, my family frequently has entire conversations in movie/TV quotes. (most of the TV quotes we use are from Gilmore Girls, Firefly and Veronica Mars. movie quotes are from way too many movies to mention)

This happens when I need to run to somewhere and still have on my PJ's and yesterdays makeup!

This is so me . at the grocery store, walmart or pretty much anywhere on the weekends running errands.




in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

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I love this chuckle...breath of fresh air...some of the quotes that fly around here take themselves way too seriously!

Sometimes, the landing is not-so-good. I just put a dent in the wall with my elbow, trying not to trip on my little dog. Sure as fuck, there was the floor!


Man you're such a cheetah, let's eat some zebra or whatever. Cheetah is also what Tiger Woods changed his name to a while back.

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Morning Funny Picture Dump 35 Pics

The tiny, short dresses and the short shorts AKA "shanties" (shorts that could be panties) make me want to vomit.

I hate when a girl assumes that since a shirt goes down to the middle of their butt cheeks, that this makes it a dress! And don't get me strayed on girls wearing leggings as pants!

in bed, it's 6am. you close our eyes for 5 minutes, it's 77:45. at school, it's 1:30. close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

Sadly this pretty much sums me right up :/

I can't date you if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything. Except that last bit I'm not usually bad about particularly, but that's just me.

Not so much me thinking this but more Shaylyn saying, "and you wonder why you don't have a boyfriend..." haha i know im a tad bit weird, but thats what makes me so fun! :)

"doing something weird and thinking THIS is why I don't have a boyfriend." I know we both have boyfriends, but for some reason, this still made me think of us hahaha.